Off topic & small talk: The funniest reviews of the Internet (Page 2)

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Hanshanshans wrote on 05.07.2023 at 23:30: Amazon review about an AEG vacuum cleaner...
Yes shirley me one and call me shirley! If a Shirley is reading this - you don't know this vacuum cleaner. Then when you do meet him, you'd be happy to get a long one yourself! All those years of toil, misery and backache are over!
You have woolen mice? No problem for this beauty. You have wool rats? Also a cinch. Got a full-grown Canadian wool grizzly bear under your sofa? This vacuum cleaner laughs at it!

Seriously, this vacuum cleaner has such a good performance that it rolls the floorboards out of the anchorage rather than leaving dust lying around. We have a 5cm long pile carpet and a 5 kilo long haired cat. You can guess what that means, right? If you don't look at it, the carpet is no longer red, but white. And if you don't vacuum for a week, the carpet doesn't exist anymore and the cat is naked. So vacuuming was always quite difficult with the old pre-war model.
BUT THAT'S OVER NOW!
This vacuum cleaner is so powerful that I had to look 3 times to see if I have not accidentally sucked away my cat! I'm through years of training with the old device not exactly weak on the chest, but with this suction power I had to take a breath. SO BADLY IT SUCKS AWAY AT THE FLOOR! But you might think that this is a problem? But no, you can regulate the suction power! From the lightest level, with which you can gently kill a candle, up to the strongest level, with which you can fish the incoming nuclear missiles of a megalomaniac dictator out of the air - everything is possible! So no more fear of invaders from the East. And you know what? Just turn the tables! The cable is so long that you can march into the enemy's country without any problems and suck his hut away. And if it gets hot, the device retracts the cable faster than you can say "PUT...ensalat". Awesome! We have a 95sqm apartment and I haven't had to move it once. A dream.
In addition, the device is also quiet. Not "well it goes so" quiet. No, so quiet that even the cat no longer panics. Only now you have to be careful not to suck the fur ball away. Before it has always sought the distance.
You think that's it? Yes, you thought wrong! You know the secret hiding places in the sofa? Where change, socks and grandma's gold reserves lie? Nothing remains hidden from the vacuum cleaner! Because with this wacky 3 - in - 1 - nozzle they also get there. Or to the upper edge of the windows. Or they vacuum the furniture. FML I can't do it anymore. I'm going to become a volunteer vacuum cleaner for people who are politically involved. Or for civil servants in the city administration. Then I suck the work away (small joke - officials do not work ).

Phew. The apartment is clean. The cat is happy. And I am only half as exhausted as usual. And I feel safe from invasion. What more could you want?

Clear buy recommendation!

(P.S: I do not dare to say anything bad, because I'm afraid the vacuum cleaner hears it and sucks me away. That's how good it is.)
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And, by the way, the writer did not exaggerate. Well a bit maybe, the vacuum cleaner is really great, use the itself.😉

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Langhans wrote on 07/29/2023 at 16:34: The dissatisfied hotel guests (unfortunately can't copy this in as an image because system says "over 10,000 characters")

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Andre wrote on 29.07.2023 at 16:39:

That hurts so much to read Hopefully you don't become like that yourself someday.

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Frankey wrote on 02.05.2024 at 20:44: Maybe it was part of a competition or something. Even if nobody rents it you still pay fees to Airbnb and they are not without.my last Airbnb guests I had carnival 2020. After that it was over anyway. Less than 2 years later I wanted to offer again but closed my account completely when I saw the new fees

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Langhans wrote on 29.07.2023 at 16:34: The dissatisfied hotel guests (unfortunately can't copy this in as an image because the system says "over 10,000 characters")

https://de.webfail.com/1c7ef56c0d4?fbclid=IwAR3DULQauXPQlpEKGCVi4nzDcaDjaxxitMzP_r4ETno62y2solQuWH4VknA

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