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Off topic & small talk: The funniest reviews of the Internet

Topic created on 27th Feb. 2023 | Page: 1 of 2 | Answers: 27 | Views: 2,855
gamble1
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Hey guys I've just read in a few threads again and again funny reviews and so I thought because there is already neat material we just hit the funniest reviews we find in a thread

-- This thread should not attack anyone and also not make Gj unnecessary work so I would ask you to post no names or links but only the pure review text --


-Edit by Andre: font color adjusted-

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RiverSong
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Review of the biography of Elon Musk on Amazon


I bought this book to get some inspiration for my stuck and actually never career. However, the basic realization after reading this book is that you have to work hard, have a goal firmly in mind, and act skillfully to succeed. In addition, one should be open-minded, interested and perhaps a little talented, together with charisma then success seems to be in the offing. I didn't have all that, so I expected more and am watching series on Prime again.

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Hanshanshans
Elite

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RiverSong
Legend
RiverSong
the first text is unfortunately always very reduced, no matter what size I enter, if interested then read at amazon

the second
Wears our youngest now in the stroller since the high visibility vest obligation on 01.07.2014!

Unfortunately, no other size has fit him.
Previously, this vest was not necessary. But when he crossed at the age of 6 months alone the B10 at the height of Geislingen / Amstetten - this still in the blind bend near Rohrachtalweiher - were fulfilled first signs to use such a vest.

We tried differently available child sizes in different stores. Either the vest was already lost after 3-4 meters of intensive crawling or at least the retaining straps hung in the dirt.
Not with this product!
Our Marco-Benjamin now moves briskly away in all directions. Thanks to the bright color he can be recognized even in the deepest bushes or in sewage ditches. Even when visiting the swimming pool he will not get lost anymore. And in the enclosure of the yellow-breasted capuchin monkeys in the Frankfurt zoo -where he was warmly welcomed- he was already noticed after 45 minutes thanks to his appearance. We suspected him at the ice cream stand or at the pilsner bar. Even in the former tank mud pit at the Hohenfels military training area, he made a handsome impression at last. Yes, he doesn't mind crawling almost unrecognizable through the mud and we always have him in view with the binoculars. Afterwards, Mami always gives him a lollipop or a refreshment drop!

Now we do not have to worry - or certainly: less thanks to this useful product.

In due course, however, we will switch to the standard size.

One star deduction: We would like something child-friendly with a bear motif, with Finn Mc Missile or El Chupacabra. For Ulrike-Johanna we will take the pink one, if possible with Lillifee or Laura-has-a-star motif.

All in all. A product worth recommending!

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Hanshanshans
Elite

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RiverSong
Legend
sahara
desert in africa

actually good but there was no water, got sand in my shoe,
bad signposting and was attacked by scorpions.

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gamble1
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A classic from the Stuttgart casino :

Wanted to order a water with lemon at the bar and although nothing was going on and my golden Rolex shines brighter than the sun the waitress did not come up to me. After 10 minutes of waiting I was finally served. Moreover, she was not exactly a feast for the eyes. Therefore, I left after only 15 minutes with 1400 euros win, otherwise I would have broken the bank

1of5 stars

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Max_Bet
Expert
Police Munich


Max_Bet

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Stuttgart Police :

from 10-11 April overnight stay on 3sqm isolation without a real bed.
The breakfast coffee is not the same as the colleagues downstairs get. Lousy
Therefore, only one star.
I'll bring the prisoners a real coffee in the morning.
We don't live in a 3rd world country.

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RiverSong
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Aachen Colombian Restaurant Caribbean

We visited the restaurant with friends and the waitress managed to not even bring the right one out of four dishes. All dishes were completely wrong, which was only justified with a tired smile from the inexperienced waitress. The question about a certain allergen was answered and it was assured that this would not be present in the ordered food... however this very allergen was then nevertheless present in the wrongly gelled dish, so that one of our group had to throw up.
Answer of the waitress: "the dressing is always made in such a way and prefabricated, I did not think of that." Words simply fail to describe this.
Side dishes were not available, although they were on the menu. This can happen, of course, but it is still annoying.
After all these incidents, that were even more, we immediately ordered the bill and wanted to go. After the incorrectly delivered food to demand the full price, although none of us ate up, because we did not like the dishes that were not ordered, is an absolute impertinence. I could elaborate on this, however, that would take us too far. I advise everyone not to visit this restaurant or rather this bad snack. We are extremely disappointed and angry.



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Hanshanshans
Elite

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RiverSong
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RiverSong
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folk festival rating

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Frankey
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RiverSong
Legend

The unreliable UFO warning device

"Ok, I bought this stupid thing and I'm driving along feeling safe and at peace, when suddenly my engine stalls and my Ford starts hovering towards Saturn and THEN the stupid detector fails. Then it hits me: The electronics fail when a UFO is nearby!

Besides, I don't need a device that tells me that I'll be beamed up again!

It's like buying those stupid weatherstones - if the stone is missing, the tornado is already there!
At least the stone is environmentally friendly, not like the batteries this thing needs."


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