Off topic & small talk: [Sarcastic thread] Survival guide for those who have little but still lose everything (Page 2)

crystal_machmeth wrote on 09/10/2021 at 21:20: Guten Moin dear community,

since I was fortunately able to experience first hand that the casino mafia is slowly dying, I would like to share some survival tips with you.

First of all:

Be proud that you honor an industry that is nearly bankrupt and donate your hard earned money to save it.

Become aware! And do it now! The scene is totally in the crap and the chance to win is incredibly small as you should have noticed in countless posts by now.

Why the whole thing?

For decades (and every oldschooler in the online casino sector can confirm this) there was no regulation worth mentioning for the providers and casino patrons.

For this reason, they were able to generate a lot of money quickly and had a lot of leeway to distribute many wins in the middle range without recording losses or profit losses.

The new regulations (if not known please read the Glücksspielstaatsvertrag DE, + new regulation of the MGA taxes etc.) of course move the operators to get an outrageously cheeky RTP from the Provider to not get their own ass fisted and thus secure their natural caviar consumption.

Behind the agreements between provider and casinopadre no one has insight! (Remember, everything can, nothing must, like on the first date).

As we all know by now, it is important to transfer your hard served / hard requested money from the state (if possible under the influence of alcohol / drugs shortly after the value on the account) directly to the casino mafia.

What do we do now? No more money? So much month, but no money? Fridge empty? Bloated belly? Marasmus? Electricity cut off? Hole in the pants that thereby the eggs constantly fall out of the pants?

Dear brothers and sisters in the belief in the big Streamer win (1:10,000 minimum nowadays probably even much higher).

My tips for you! If really nothing more goes!

- Plasma- approx. 25 € / blood donation 20-25 € / platelet donation 30-70 €
- Containers (clear out the garbage garbage cans of grocery stores)
- Collecting pledges
- Online surveys (10-50 € max. per month)
- Togoodtogo App ( retailers such as Edeka, organic food stores, restaurants etc. offer their goods there directly after the MHD at 1/4 or 1/5 of the regular price.) between 3 to 6 €.
- Selling unused items (cellar or at home)
- Advanzia credit card without Schufa 2-4 weeks and card is there, mostly first limit between 300-1000€, after punctual redemption also more possible.
- Work privately for house and garden offer at eBay classifieds etc.
- fiverr (Jobs as Freelancer Graf**kdesign, Translator, Dubbing, Programmer, Faker)


All other tips are unfortunately not youth-free and not gender-conform and are therefore not mentioned here.

If someone here has more tips for the poor gambling victims, please spam them into the thread.

Cheekiness, insults, jibes and any kind of disrespect are of course welcome

Keep your peckers stiff and your pussies wet!

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Iseedeadpeople wrote on 10.10.2021 at 14:49: the most effective and most profitable is still --> sit in a pedestrian zone with a big hat pulled low on your face (so that no one can expose you as a story making known influencer or city known porsche driver)
the trick is to get as much as possible --> give everyone passing by the opportunity to decide for themselves (not if they give something but that they give something).
you know it, one doesn't like this, the other doesn't like that.

so don't make one cup, hat, plastic bowl etc., but five and 5 cardboard signs where it says for example
donation for weed, coke
charity for alcohol
donation for dogfood and food
charity for my terminally ill child
donation for medicine
... ... ... ... to be continue

you'll see, everyone puts something in some pot.

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2511-joker wrote 10/10/2021 at 3:47 pm
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