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Off topic & small talk: New impressions from the Slotakademie (Page 3)

Topic created on 30th Jun. 2024 | Page: 3 of 5 | Answers: 45 | Views: 3,214
Pat1991
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New impressions from the Slotakademie

1st Jul. 2024, at 11:38 am CEST#21
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Hanshanshans wrote on 30.06.2024 at 22:31:

I passed the question on to the chatgpt, should refer to "Harry Potter" for explanation...

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Imagine bingbong.de's Slot Academy is like Hogwarts, but instead of magic, there's a lot of flashing Slot machines and the illusion of exciting wins! Instead of waving a wand, you pull the lever of a Slot machine to activate the "spells" that are theoretically supposed to summon your wins.

Of course, there are also "professors" at the Slot Academy - the streaming gurus who will teach you the best tips and tricks. Imagine Dumbledore, but with a headset and the enthusiasm of a vendor at a fair. They show you how to open the treasure chest with the right "Alohomora" - or not.

And of course there are also "house points" here - only they are not collected for Gryffindor or Slytherin, but flow directly into your account in the form of free spins and bonus money. However, you could also say that these Bonuses are as useful as a broom in Diagon Alley.

The mysterious and enchanted corridors of Hogwarts have been replaced by the colorful and sparkling worlds of slots. But be careful, young sorcerer's apprentice! Just as not every spell at Hogwarts succeeds, the chances of winning at bingbong.de are about as likely as a flubberworm surviving potions class.

But hey, who needs real magic when you can enjoy the illusion of a big win, right? Sometimes the magic misses, and the big win doesn't happen. But don't worry, the real magic lies in the fun of the game and the exciting entertainment - or at least in trying to talk yourself into it.

So, get ready to fly through the exciting worlds of the Slot Academy on your magical casino broom and let the experts initiate you into the secrets of slot magic. Maybe you'll find your own "philosopher's stone" in the form of a huge Jackpot - or at least a few magical moments and an empty account.

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The chatgpt did a great job of explaining it, even if I don't know all the "technical terms". I guess that means detention. But where? At the Slot Academy or at Hogwarts?

Hahahahahaha I can't take any more. Sooo cool

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Pat1991
Top Member

New impressions from the Slotakademie

1st Jul. 2024, at 11:40 am CEST#22
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Toastbrot wrote on 30.06.2024 at 21:36:

I'm not going to search your profile post by post 😉 Why I know that is because back then you shared the links to the training courses here via the No Dep area I think it was or the thread and raved about how many free spins you had already won. That's how my first contact with the "academy" came about. And in this training course you played some kind of lottery with the lecturer and at the end the fastest one was supposed to call you. And the whole time there was talk of you being the future new lecturer. A few weeks later, I thought you were suddenly ranting against the academy at every opportunity. I'm sure I'm not the only one who noticed 🤷🏻‍♂️😉



That was in my show. Then there was some childishness, I think it was about BinGoldig being invited to the internal Discord, which somehow shouldn't have happened.

It was all nonsense and endless mud-slinging. You can get angry about that

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Tinker91

New impressions from the Slotakademie

1st Jul. 2024, at 01:54 pm CEST#23
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I don't like the atmosphere there - for the most part, the chat is just a place to ask for codes. There are 1-2 nice lecturers but that's about it.

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Saphira
Expert

New impressions from the Slotakademie

1st Jul. 2024, at 06:03 pm CEST#24
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Falke wrote on 30.06.2024 at 23:29:

Have you ever noticed that most casinos actually address you as if you were a 5 year old child?


Usually the emails are sent with lots of colorful pictures or a childish mascot and then it says something like: "Phenomenal, we're giving away a 100% bonus just like that. " or "Become a slot pro and take part in our tournament" as if you were watching an advertisement for an action figure or a Nintendo commercial from the 90s.

Serious question. Why do most casinos believe that their customers, who are at least of legal age, have the brain capacity of a small child?

It's usually the casinos that don't use the polite form from the outset, call you by your first name and then get on your nerves in a silly, chummy way. Colorful pictures, glittery stuff and also the "raised index finger" by means of unmistakable imperatives. Short sentences so that it doesn't get too complicated and the usual promising phrases. All in a tone of intimization and trivialization. Almost a bit like the new format of the Tagesschau with news in "simple language".


The former Gammix group is at least on first name terms and otherwise doesn't strike me as negative as the German booths, for example, especially JP. Perhaps they are simply adapting to the new and increasingly pervasive infantility.

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Pat1991
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New impressions from the Slotakademie

1st Jul. 2024, at 07:22 pm CEST#25
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and then get on your nerves in a silly, chummy way. Colorful pictures, glittery stuff and also the "raised index finger" by means of unmistakable imperatives.

It's a bit like "suck up sweetly and then strike", isn't it?

BingBong is supposedly aimed at a younger target group and JackpotPiraten at "adults". Well, it's nice that the guys are doing their best, but the German booths aren't particularly attractive for more experienced players anyway.

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Frankey
Experienced

New impressions from the Slotakademie

1st Jul. 2024, at 10:18 pm CEST#26
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Falke wrote on 30.06.2024 at 23:29:

Have you ever noticed that most casinos actually address you as if you were a 5 year old child?


Usually the emails are sent with lots of colorful pictures or a childish mascot and then it says something like: "Phenomenal, we're giving away a 100% bonus just like that. " or "Become a slot pro and take part in our tournament" as if you were watching an advertisement for an action figure or a Nintendo commercial from the 90s.

Serious question. Why do most casinos believe that their customers, who are at least of legal age, have the brain capacity of a small child?


They don't believe it, but it's just the way it is that people click on such emails. The bold and colorful fonts or headlines are meant to get you to click on the link and not read the small print. It's exactly the same with these YouTube self-made millionaires who earn tens of thousands a month and want to show you how you can do the same.
Common sense tells you not to respond, but people do it anyway.
My favorite is emails like the weekly one from Jokerstar for free spins who write in a pretty plain way 'Get X FS for X € deposited'. I always think 'how can it be FS if I have to buy them'

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gamble1
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New impressions from the Slotakademie

2nd Jul. 2024, at 01:57 am CEST#27
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Oh man, you're in AFK for a day and you miss the thread here where the best invention in the history of mankind, the Slot Academy, is discussed as a whole

And such an incredible and great invention that even puts the invention of the airplane or the wheel in the shade is of course received quite appropriately by us haha

I mean it's hard to believe to get such an opportunity you only need an account and no further qualifications to consume this masterpiece of finely tuned educational topics unbelievable !!!

I can't understand why the lecturers are bored I mean if you have an educational mission to fulfill it should fulfill you to see new faces that you can shower with knowledge especially in such a complex area as the blunt pressing of buttons with rules that are not at all so cut by nature, the danger without such a training is already extremely high to gamble away his entire existence by a wrong approach

But luckily we already have hard-working instructors from 4 or 5 o'clock in the morning who save us from such an abyss

I propose that this achievement be established as a world cultural heritage site - I can't imagine what generations before us have gone through who have not yet had the benefit of such an intensive education


But seriously, how awesome do you have to be, I mean, we despair when we put €10 in a DE box like that, I can't imagine if you HAD to do that shit as "work", I'd be shit at it too

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debbiedance91
Amateur

New impressions from the Slotakademie

2nd Jul. 2024, at 07:44 am CEST#28
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Butterbrezel wrote on 30.06.2024 at 18:33: Through the academy I also learned that BWL is not called business administration, but BonusWagerLehre.
This is a common misconception among non-Bing bongers.

The Slot Academy is clearly undervalued. I mean that quite objectively.

wonderful conversation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 simply commendable to read a few comments in random threads out of nowhere early in the morning...


Thank you for this informative contribution or rather contributions 😀😀😀

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Falke
Expert

New impressions from the Slotakademie

2nd Jul. 2024, at 03:42 pm CEST#29
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Saphira wrote on 01.07.2024 at 18:03:

It's usually the casinos that don't use the polite form from the outset, call you by your first name and then get on your nerves in a silly, chummy way. Colorful pictures, glittery stuff and also the "raised index finger" by means of unmistakable imperatives. Short sentences so that it doesn't get too complicated and the usual promising phrases. All in a tone of intimization and trivialization. Almost a bit like the new format of the Tagesschau with news in "simple language".


The former Gammix group is at least on first name terms and otherwise doesn't strike me as negative as the German booths, for example, especially JP. Perhaps they are simply adapting to the new and increasingly pervasive infantility.

Yes, it really is outrageous. It would be really interesting to find out why childish language works so well with players. They don't do it for nothing, there must have been studies that show that this is the best way to advertise.

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gamble1
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New impressions from the Slotakademie

2nd Jul. 2024, at 09:28 pm CEST#30
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Falke wrote on 02.07.2024 at 15:42:

Yeah, it's really outrageous. It would be really interesting to find out why childish language works so well with gamers. They don't do it for nothing, there must have been studies that show that this kind of advertising works best.

Wasn't there once a casino that constantly got on your nerves with "Hey Bro" and stuff like that?

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