Off topic & small talk: New impressions from the Slotakademie (Page 2)
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New impressions from the Slotakademie
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Where, please??? Come on, show me where I spoke so positively about it?
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I'm sure he meant at the job interview, you must have said that I've been dreaming of working at PingPong since I was a child, everyone says that at a job interview.
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I'm not going to search your profile post by post 😉 Why I know that is because back then you shared the links to the training courses here via the No Dep area I think it was or the thread and raved about how many free spins you had already won. That's how my first contact with the "academy" came about. And in this training course you played some kind of lottery with the lecturer and at the end the fastest one was supposed to call you. And the whole time there was talk of you being the future new lecturer. A few weeks later, I thought you were suddenly ranting against the academy at every opportunity. I'm sure I'm not the only one who noticed 🤷🏻♂️😉
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I once passed the question on to the chatgpt, should refer to "Harry Potter" for explanation...
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Imagine bingbong.de's Slot Academy is like Hogwarts, but instead of magic, there's a lot of flashing Slot machines and the illusion of exciting wins! Instead of waving a wand, you pull the lever of a Slot machine to activate the "spells" that are theoretically supposed to summon your wins.
Of course, there are also "professors" at the Slot Academy - the streaming gurus who will teach you the best tips and tricks. Imagine Dumbledore, but with a headset and the enthusiasm of a vendor at a fair. They show you how to open the treasure chest with the right "Alohomora" - or not.
And of course there are also "house points" here - only they are not collected for Gryffindor or Slytherin, but flow directly into your account in the form of free spins and bonus money. However, you could also say that these Bonuses are as useful as a broom in Diagon Alley.
The mysterious and enchanted corridors of Hogwarts have been replaced by the colorful and sparkling worlds of slots. But be careful, young sorcerer's apprentice! Just as not every spell at Hogwarts succeeds, the chances of winning at bingbong.de are about as likely as a flubberworm surviving potions class.
But hey, who needs real magic when you can enjoy the illusion of a big win, right? Sometimes the magic misses, and the big win doesn't happen. But don't worry, the real magic lies in the fun of the game and the exciting entertainment - or at least in trying to talk yourself into it.
So, get ready to fly through the exciting worlds of the Slot Academy on your magical casino broom and let the experts initiate you into the secrets of slot magic. Maybe you'll find your own "philosopher's stone" in the form of a huge Jackpot - or at least a few magical moments and an empty account.
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The chatgpt did a great job of explaining it, even if I don't know all the "technical terms". I guess that means detention. But where? At the Slot Academy or at Hogwarts?
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Mhh, you don't know what a slot academy is? But every child knows that, see here 🤣
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Not that the brothers will steal this text and use it for advertising purposes. It's certainly a thousand times funnier than the horribly embarrassing emails that fly in from the pirates ... "Arrrrrr you pirates!" ... I liked the flubberworm the best. Even before the broom in Winkelgasse.
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Have you ever noticed that most casinos actually address you as if you were a 5-year-old child?
Usually, the emails are sent with lots of colorful pictures or a childish mascot and then it says something like: "Phenomenal, we're giving away a 100% bonus just like that. " or "Become a slot pro and take part in our tournament" as if you were watching an advertisement for an action figure or a Nintendo commercial from the 90s.
Serious question. Why do most casinos believe that their customers, who are at least of legal age, have the brain capacity of a small child?
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I can't take any more hahahahaha
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I don't even know this Flubberworm. I quite like the headset Dumbledore, with the enthusiasm of a fairground vendor.😂😂
The pirate mails are also largely unknown to me. They go straight to an email address that I created exclusively for casinos and betting providers😉. A few selected providers have my primary email address.
#Touchthesky, the picture is brilliant👍
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