Bonus & offers: Small Paysafecard lottery from me! (Page 2)

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Dutch78 wrote on 06/14/2019 11:44 AM: Congratulations on the "win", I don't need PSC, but off the top of my head I can think of a few users who would definitely appreciate it, it's not 15 people, but it's better than nothing.
Here are the nominees:

paysafemaster
aka nexon
aka CasinoTesterCH
aka betfatal
aka Christof_Daum
aka LAST10EURO
aka not_here_for_fun
aka F63.0
aka ffu
aka NEED_PROFESSIONAL_HELP
aka daum

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Dutch78 wrote on 06/14/2019 11:44 AM: Congratulations on the "win", I don't need PSC, but off the top of my head I can think of a few users who would definitely appreciate it, it's not 15 people, but it's better than nothing.
Here are the nominees:

paysafemaster
aka nexon
aka CasinoTesterCH
aka betfatal
aka Christof_Daum
aka LAST10EURO
aka not_here_for_fun
aka F63.0
aka ffu
aka NEED_PROFESSIONAL_HELP
aka daum

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oldschoolmeisje wrote on 06/14/2019 12:32 PM: Congratulations
Here is a funny little short story.

Everyone who has a dog calls him Bello or Hasso. To make a
not so common name for my dog, I named him
called him "Sex" at the time - it was a mistake, as it later turned out
should turn out .

When I went to the council to register him with the after the move
dog tax, I told the clerk that I was paying my
taxes to pay for sex. He said there was still for that
no tax. "But it's for a dog" I replied. He
just said coitus with animals is illegal, but a
tax would still not exist. "You don't understand me," said
me. "I've been having sex since I was 9 years old." Then he threw me
out.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon,
I took my dog with me. Because I didn't want
the dog disturbing us at night, I told the man at the hotel reception that
I needed an extra room for sex. He just said that every
room in the hotel would be for sex. "You don't understand me,"
I tried to explain. "Sex keeps me up all night!".
But he just meant "me too."

One day I went to a dog show with sex. Someone
asked me what I was doing here, and I told him that I
was planning to have sex at the show. He said that maybe I should
maybe I should print my own tickets and sell them
sell them. When I asked him if the exhibition would be televised, he called me a punk
he called me a pervert

Once Sex was sick and I had to leave him at the vet. On
the next day I went to pick him up. "I'm coming for my dog"
i said. "Which one is it?" the woman at the
Veterinarian while she was leafing through the file. "Hasso or
Bello?" - "How about sex?" I asked, and got a
smacked. That same day, the dog also ran away from me
and I had to look for him at the animal shelter. There someone asked
someone asked me what I wanted. When I told him that I was looking for sex
sex, he said that this was not the right place to look for it
to look for it. I was still looking for it all night. At 4 o'clock in the morning
a policeman asked me what I was doing on the street in the middle of the night
In the middle of the night. I told him that I was looking for sex. He locked me
locked up

When I got divorced, my wife and I were summoned to court..
summoned to divide our belongings. Of course
i did not want to give my dog to her. "Your honor, I
had sex before I was married!" I told the judge
Judge. "So what? So have I!" he simply replied. "But my wife
wants to take sex away from me!" I complained. He just said, "That's
is what happens in all divorces."

Fun Fact: This text has been around since early 2001.