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Landbased Casinos in general: Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

Topic created on 07th Jun. 2023 | Page: 1 of 2 | Answers: 22 | Views: 2,978
Pat1991
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

7th Jun. 2023, at 11:49 pm CEST#1
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Hello,

went on a ramble and found a pub next to the brothel street in my town that doesn't require an ID check. And well, what can I say:

Another one of those moments when I think to myself, "Ah, that's why you don't go gambling at vending machines anymore!" In short, time flew by and I lost a whopping 30+ euros on a 10 + 5 cent bet. Felt in half an hour. The result? Once 10 euros in the volcano feature, zero times free spins, once on the ladder came to 12 euros. With the same money I would have had more fun in the Curacao casino, and especially the chance to actually win something.

It's true that a colleague before me was supposedly luckier and got 500 euros out of it, but that may have been just talk.
Oh yes: And the Bartante did not even want to talk properly with me

Grandiose.

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frapi07
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 12:57 am CEST#2
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Pat1991 wrote on 07/06/2023 at 23:49:
Hello,

went on a ramble and found a pub next to the brothel street near me in town that doesn't require an ID check. And well, what can I say:

Another one of those moments where I think to myself, "Ah, that's why you don't go gambling at vending machines anymore!" In short, time flew by and I lost a whopping 30+ euros on a 10 + 5 cent bet. Felt in half an hour. The result? Once 10 euros in the volcano feature, zero times free spins, once on the ladder came to 12 euros. With the same money I would have had more fun in the Curacao casino, and especially the chance to actually win something.

It's true that a colleague before me was supposedly luckier and got 500 euros out of it, but that may have been just talk.
Oh yes: And the Bartante did not even want to talk properly with me

Grandiose.

I think that many people are like that. Let's face it, nowadays it's not so easy to work your way up. What I mean: in the past you threw in a 20, had 20€ in a few minutes and played down to 0,60-1,00€. Today it doesn't work anymore and you are forced to either wait and book or play with 10-20 cents. Sure there are times where I come with 10-15€ on 40€, but even on 0.40 cents a 40€ credit only lasts a few minutes. Earlier this year I visited a Spielo and I only got over the 20€ at the beginning, after that it ate everything and all the bills I pushed in the machine were eaten without giving me the possibility to play up. I had 60€ in about 30 minutes, then the machine was locked for 25-30 minutes. So you were better served with your season (30 minutes and 30€) than I was. That's why I prefer online (not an online gambling house). There you can lose your money faster, but at least you try your luck and also play on higher stakes and possibly have luck and win accordingly. With 10-20 cents you can very very very rarely win 1,000€+.

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Pat1991
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 07:17 am CEST#3
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I can't remember the TR4 boxes ever doing better, though. I've always played in the Spielo only on 5, maximum 10 + 5 cents. Nevertheless, the boxes always eat up my money at breathtaking speed.

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Tonkabohne
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 07:49 am CEST#4
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Oh, those were the good times, when you put 5 marks in a Daddel machine and the game cost 0.30 pfennigs.

Then you could push yourself up to 100 or 150 MS (multi-games).

Taifun or Super Disc as they were all called

Too bad that such devices no longer exist.

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upola
Legend

Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 10:07 am CEST#5
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You go to the whorehouse to play Merkur?[emj_11

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Maria_Sonntag
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 11:10 am CEST#6
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Pat1991 wrote on 07.06.2023 at 23:49:
lost a whopping 30+ euros. . [....] With the same money I would have had certainly more fun in the Curacao casino, and especially the chance to actually win something.

Seriously: 30 € are not representative. What did you expect? That you get the whorehouse visit financed by it?

And why do you want to play in an illegal online casino? Just play the fun games; it's just as illegal and the chances of getting paid big wins (and not getting hit in the mouth) are just as low as in Curacao.

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Tonkabohne
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 11:20 am CEST#7
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Pat1991 wrote on 07/06/2023 at 23:49:
Hello,

With the same money I would have had more fun in the Curacao casino for sure, and especially the chance to actually win something for once.

Whether you would have won more is not quite sure but fun you would have had in any case more 👍

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Donnie
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 12:13 pm CEST#8
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Tonka Bean wrote on 08.06.2023 at 11:20 am:

Whether you would have won more is not quite sure but fun you would have definitely had more 👍

Maybe even double fun with cell phone in hand Merkur play and well you know🤣

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genrix
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8th Jun. 2023, at 12:19 pm CEST#9
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Honestly, gambling on the "new" regulated machines doesn't make sense anymore anyway... no matter where

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Pat1991
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 12:53 pm CEST#10
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Maria_Sunday wrote on 08.06.2023 at 11:10 am:

Seriously, €30 is not representative after all. What did you expect? That you get the whorehouse visit financed by it?

And why do you want to play in the illegal online casino? Just play the fun games; it's just as illegal and the chances of getting paid big wins (and not getting hit in the mouth) are just as low as in Curacao.


For example, playing longer than a perceived 30 minutes and at least 1-2 times free spins. And the outcome wasn't even that bad, because the ladder mercifully let me into the draw 3-4 times. At least something.

Again, 30+ euros away with 10 + 5 cents bet is pathetic. Normally I play in the Spielo for this reason always only on 5 cents and hope that the 10-20 euros are at least enough for a little fun.

It is so unbelievably pathetic.

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Begbie
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 01:02 pm CEST#11
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If dozens of spins on 5ct nothing comes should set times high. Then rather another level is open.

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Pat1991
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8th Jun. 2023, at 02:22 pm CEST#12
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Begbie wrote on 08.06.2023 at 13:02: If dozens of spins on 5ct nothing comes should set times high. Then is rather another level open.

Or jump three times in circles until the random generator does what I would like

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Rainmann
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8th Jun. 2023, at 02:27 pm CEST#13
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genrix wrote on 08.06.2023 at 12:19 pm: Honestly, to gamble at the "new" regulated machines makes no sense anymore anyway... no matter where

Hm whether the machine in the whorehouse is regulated, is the other question 😂

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gambler67
Experienced

Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 06:01 pm CEST#14
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what a thread !!!

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Pat1991
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Merkur at the whorehouse: Ah, THAT'S why I got locked up...

8th Jun. 2023, at 10:43 pm CEST#15
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Rainmann wrote on 08.06.2023 at 14:27:

Hm if the machine is regulated in the whorehouse is the other question 😂

It was in the pub next to the whorehouse, and quite a modern, nice machine with 300 ladder. I wonder if there is actually one of those nasty economy boards for it yet? And would they even be illegal under the new laws?

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